Not only is John Armstrong a failed crackpot, he is wrong about statistics. Statistics is, from the mathematical point of view, a perfectly interesting subject; this fact is carefully concealed from us by statisticians. For example, most mathematicians know the central limit theorem, which says that the sum of large numbers of independent, identically distributed (iid) random variables tend to be normally distributed. This even has an elegant proof in terms of Fourier analysis, where addition of random variables because multiplication of Fourier transforms.

What mathematicians don’t know is that almost every other statistic ever defined *also* satisfies the central limit theorem. The median of a large number of iid random variables? Normally distributed. The mode of a large number of iid random variables (where the underlying distribution has a single mode)? Normally distributed. The cosine of the seventeenth percentile? Normally distributed. The simplest explanation for this cavalcade of normality involves the GÃ¢teaux derivative in functional analysis.