The End is Nigh

This is somewhat off-topic for this site, but considering its importance, I thought it was important to post it.

The novel Snowcrash is a dystopian cyberpunk future where civil society has completely shattered and everyone lives in storage sheds. And it’s coming true. My advice? Buy shotgun shells and head for the hills.

In the novel, the Federal government (which no longer has any power, and survives as a contracting agency for large projects in need of bureaucrats) sends forms to its employees via computer that employees must read and fill out. The employees know that if they do it too quickly, they will get in trouble for not following the form closely enough, in which case they will be in violation of the law. Professors at Southern Illinois University at Carbondale (including a math professor, Marvin Zemin) are in this exact situation. And when I read the novel, this stuck in my mind because it was so implausible…

(Story spotted on Uncetain Principles.)

Baker-Campbell-Hausdorff Formula

I was glad to see that Wikipedia’s page for the Baker-Campbell-Hausdorff formula actually explicitly states the formula. When I was first learning the subject of Lie groups and algebras, the authors would only show the first few terms, and then an ellipsis. It always left me with the impression that the actual formula was so hideous that no one ever mentioned it explicitly, but only passed over it in discreet silence.

Interpolation and the Chinese Remainder Theorem

We have readers of all backgrounds here at Ars Math, so I thought I would experiment with a more expository post than usual. Commenter Wendell Dryden is teaching himself the Chinese remainder theorem.

The result has been considerably generalized (as the Wikipedia entry makes clear), and one variant is easier to understand (I think): polynomial interpolation. Given n numbers xi on the x-axis, and n numbers, yi, on the y-axis, you can always find a polynomial p such that p(xi) = yi. The steps in solving this problem and the integer congruence problem are similar, and both problems can be solved by using the extended Euclidean algorithm.

This analogy has been taken much further in algebraic geometry. From that point of view, an integer is no longer just a number, but actually (like a polynomial) a function. The integer, in its function guise, sends prime numbers to that integer modulo that prime. So the function 67 sends 2 to 1, 3 to 1, 5 to 2, 7 to 4, 11 to 1, etcetera. (The value eventually stabilizes, in this instance at 67, which always seemed to me must be a fact of some significance, but I’ve never seen it used for anything.)

So now you know: to an algebraic geometer, integers are functions. Mathematics is like drugs, but cheaper.

Analogy Help

Here’s an analogy that I try to complete from time to time.

Integers:Reals::Free Group on Two Generators:?

(Under addition, the integers are the free group on one generator.) I’m not precisely sure what properties of the construction of the reals I’m trying to generalize to the right-hand side of the analogy, beyond the fact that the answer should be a group that is a path-connected topological space.

Two candidates I’ve considered are: 1) certain sets of paths on the plane (which is naturally a groupoid, but you can bully it into being a group) or 2) the Lie group corresponding to the free Lie algebra on two generators (I don’t know in what sense, if any, such an object exists).

Comment Registration Requirement Disabled

I’ve gotten complaints recently about Ars Math’s comment registration system, so as an experiment, I’ve enabled users to post comments without registering. Here’s hoping that I get to spent part of the next 24 hours not deleting spam…

Srednicki on Quantum Field Theory

Mark Srednicki has written a new textbook on quantum field theory. The final version is not available electronically, but a prepublication draft is.

It’s common for authors to take down the manuscript when the book is published, so it’s nice to see it when an author bucks the trend. Srednicki adopts a reasonable compromise in keeping the final-but-one version available on his site (he warns “This draft contains numerous errors (mostly minor) that are corrected in the published version”).

The Truth about the Harmonic Series

Finally, somebody (Rudbeckia Hirta) willing to tell the truth about the harmonic series:

I know, you’re looking at this series and you don’t see what I’m warning you about. You look and it and you think, ‘I trust this series. I would take candy from this series. I would get in a car with this series.’ But I’m going to warn you, this series is out to get you. Always remember: The harmonic series diverges. Never forget it.

Via Let’s Play Math.

Mars, Chappelle-Style

Sean at Cosmic Variance notes that NASA has discovered that everyone is apathetic about their new planned mission to the Moon and then Mars, and that they are in the market for a celebrity spokesperson to change that. They are throwing around obvious names, like David Duchovny and Patrick Stewart, when the answer is obvious. There is only one man for the job of selling the new Mars mission:

Dave Chappelle (warning: long, not safe for work, and you probably won’t think it’s funny).And if NASA is looking for a marketing slogan, they could do worse than what John Baez says here: “the scientific equivalent of putting a goldfish bowl on top of Mount Everest.” Think about it — we’ll never know what’ll happen to that goldfish unless we try. Dare to dream.